I am feeling it.
This is Basil, a neighbor's cat. he likes his dog treats!
I am Sergey, I am owner and a slave of Basil. I feed him, I comb him, I sing him, I talk to him, I pick after him, I walk him on the roof deck every single day, I pay his doctor's (huge) bills, I sleep on a edge of my bed because of his royal habits etc etc.If you pay me $5,000 I will let you be his servant. He need more servants....
Abbottman, you are truly blessed to toil at the furry feet (paws) of this regal, imposing and exacting taskmaster! hahaha.