Dear tourist, your (now empty and wet) luggage is waiting for you on the Cambie Bridge.
*Welcome to Vancouver!

I like Tom Waits' brain.

"Black Rider" by Tom Waits.
My visuals.

A couple drinks and a fancy hotel bathroom...someone is easily amused!

Set to Bruno Pelletier's "Miserere"

Face Your Feces Phobia

Cleaning up dog shit from isle 6. Not really what I expected from a pharmacy degree.
And what's up with people and their fear of shit?? I mean, no one can handle plunging a toilet anymore- they pull the old "Dump n' Dash" whenever they screw up the staff toilet. I don't like shit any more than the next person, but deal with it, people!!! (And no, covering up your crime with MORE toilet paper doesn't count).
......Now, where'd I put that yucky wine I bought yesterday.....

****BE THANKFUL THERE IS NO ACCOMPANYING PHOTO****

Blech.

Wine Factoid:
 An awesome red wine does little to increase your chances of a great white from the same label. Case in point: 
Apothic Red-- Yummers!
Apothic White-- Sound of cat with hairball....

Now I've got 670 ml more to choke down before I can start to make it up to my taste buds again....

Conclusion: This wine blend is improved with a chaser of Jagermeister.

"Hey Ya" by Outkast

My version of White Lies "Bigger Than Us".

Pics and video are mine. Song is not. Hope you like.

My New Pinterest Board.

GIVING THE FINGER TO A GREY DAY....

POP ART WITH MILK CRATES!

What the...?

                                   

The inordinate amount of time it took me to make this small segment of video

can only be justified if I force you all to watch it! Ha!

Halloween decorations become Xmas tree ornaments on Nov.1st....

No dumping- unless you are a
stinky old mattress -then welcome home,
oh satiny, quilted delight!

Alley Textures